Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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