we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
not ubering you a puppy
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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