barbara walters just said penis...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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