So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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