Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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