He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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