she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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