I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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