i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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