Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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