the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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