my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My vagina is very pro this idea
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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