How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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