Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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