I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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