he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
vagina is talking i cant
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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