My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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