I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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