is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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