i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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