I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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