farters have to be the big spoon...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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