My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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