We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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