I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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