how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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