yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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