I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Houston, we have a blender
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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