Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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