i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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