I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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