Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
