But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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