yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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