I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
