Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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