It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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