its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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