Its about making memories worth repressing
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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