is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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