let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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