Whod you bang
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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