sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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