i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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