Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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