Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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