You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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