Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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