she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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