You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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