The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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