So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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