I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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