She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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