She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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